Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Will big pharmaceutical companies invent a blogging sickness to sell their cures?

How about blogocidis or something along those lines. Can image those commercials, tired all the time from blogging, constant reaccuring headings from blogging? Well your not alone millions of people suffer from blogocidis. (nice calming balk ground song & two people walking thru a field of daisies) Ask your doctor about blogocureis to see if this can help. Side effects may include sudden loss of sight when driving, temporary nose hair growth, bleeding of the fingernails, sudden twitching of the hands & sudden death. If you experience any or all of these (especially sudden death) please contact your doctor immediately to re-evalute treatment........ If you have any good blog sickness or blog cure names like blogocidis let us know about it in the comment section!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Do you have any blogging rituals?

Do you crank the radio when you blog? Put on a lucky hat? rub a rabbits foot for good blogging luck? If so let us know about it in the comments section. I havent developed any blogging rituals as of yet(well none i can talk about here). So if you blog semi-clothed or something tell us about it!

Is there a secret blogging society ?

I think its a fair question. Are some people out there privey to information about how to make money blogging that the rest of us are not? Are you a part of such a group? (i love conspiracy theories)-lol if so let us know about your super secret blogging society. And how to join (no hazing rituals please)

7 red flags that your blog is no good

1: Your mom says she still loves you anyway after reading it.
2: You dont like it.
3: No one else likes it.
4: It has one visitor a month.
5: Your one visitor a month complained about your blog in your comment section.
6: There are suddenly public service ads on your blog all the time.
7: Lightning strikes occur near you when you blog.

any suggestion to add to this ?please let me know in the comment section!

Do 500,000 people in the us really make a living blogging

According to a recent ap story i read on yahoo news 500,000 americans make a living blogging. Hmmm what are they doing that im not. Or is making a living considered $1.50 a day! If so make that 500,001.

Someone should start a blogging anonymous support group (ba)

Are there any blogging support groups out there. Can someone sponsor me so i can call them when i have the urge to blog. Maybe my next blog will be about blogging support groups. Yes you can stop blogging. 12 step program? As usual let me know your thoughts on this! I cant stop by myself-ugggggh

Has blogging made you neglect your pets

Is your poor gold fish starving because of your blogging obsession. Does your dog howl from loneliness-(sp wrong?)-who cares, does your cat hiss at you while you blog on the computer. If you have one or more of these problems please leave a comment and seek professional help-because well somethings wrong with you, go feed your pets.